The news has come out, the boots have dropped, and every day represents justice, representing the people's execution of your comrade Sima Nan, who was fined over 9 million for tax evasion and was declared a disreputable artist. This scourge, which deceived public opinion and harmed the market with patriotic business, has finally received its due outcome.
Looking back at Sima Nan's multifaceted life, he is an epic-level movie star. This is absolutely not sarcasm, but a heartfelt worship. Teacher Sima Nan took a wrong turn; if he had chosen to act, he would have undoubtedly overshadowed Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves, and other big names. Even compared to Marlon Brando, Kevin Spacey, Tom Hanks, Robert De Niro, and Anthony Hopkins, Teacher Sima would not be outdone, casually collecting Oscars until his hands cramp.
Because so far, no one has achieved what he did—without background, without music, relying solely on the eloquence of an old man, discussing everything under the sun, he managed to amass 65 million fans online. These people, like they were drinking fake liquor, were intoxicated and completely fooled, crying and shouting. He is a phenomenon-level clown. Sima Nan created the model of "anti-Americanism is work, going to America is life." The super support from his fans and the waves of ridicule from the public created a massive tide, but Teacher Sima, holding the red flag, remained unshaken, absolutely a master of balance.
Only someone like Sima Nan, with iron teeth and bronze teeth, could articulate the golden phrase that anti-Americanism and going to America are mutually exclusive. He is the standard two-faced person; to live better in America, one must work harder against America. Anti-Americanism is a necessity; only with necessity can one earn money, and only by earning money can one enjoy life in America. Teacher Sima has completed a closed loop.
But Sima Nan forgot another famous saying: "When you come out to mix, you always have to pay it back." Having frequently walked in America, Sima Nan ultimately got his shoes wet. He thought he was on vacation in America, unnoticed, but was unexpectedly caught by an elevator. This is not Sima Nan's fault, nor the elevator's; it can only be blamed on America, and Sima Nan was urgently sent to the hospital. But the problem is, getting caught by an elevator is even more miraculous than being kicked by a donkey. This is not only international news but also a super dark humor worldwide, and it was eventually exposed by American media. The American media finally said that this person who got his head caught seems to be called Dead Horse, and he is also an internet celebrity... This was then discovered by some people in the country. From then on, the title "Sima Caught Head" emerged, and new faces of caught heads appeared, each leading the trend for three to five days.
He is a two-faced person. Since getting his head caught in the American elevator, Sima felt that it was hard to lead the team. The imperialist forgetfulness is unyielding, and someone is always watching this patriotic big V. As a result, it was discovered that Sima Nan has multiple properties in America. After being firmly stated and marked on the map, Sima Nan vehemently denied it and even specifically refuted: "I have reiterated 10,000 times: I am a Chinese citizen, a resident of Beijing, and a resident of Dongcheng District in Beijing. Our family has no foreigners, no green cards, no one living abroad, and no one living overseas... I love the human fireworks of Beijing."
But what netizens are asking is whether you have bought a house in America, not where you live? Nor are they asking if you have foreigners in your family? Netizens asked again, did you really buy a house in America? Sima Nan once again responded sternly: "I am a Chinese citizen, a resident of Beijing, and a resident of Dongcheng District in Beijing..." But being a resident of Dongcheng District does not prevent you from buying a house in America, right? Netizens asked again, and Sima Nan replied: "I love the human fireworks of Beijing." Just because you love the human fireworks of Beijing does not mean you do not like big houses in America. Sima Nan is just treating a dead horse as a live horse, and a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.
Later, when asked again, Sima Nan made a big move and directly reported his detailed home address: "No. 8 Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng District, Beijing." Some good-hearted people took the boat in, and it turned out that the "No. 8 Nanluoguxiang" Sima Nan mentioned was actually a public toilet. Besides Sima getting caught in the elevator, this is another world-class big humor; it turns out that in the toilet, no wonder he talks so much nonsense! Understood, from then on, everyone was clear. Taking pride in playing with the toilet and enjoying manipulating public opinion.
In the end, after the solid evidence of buying a house in America, Sima Nan finally released a video: "In 2010, my family bought a small house in America for a total of $250,000." Please note, first, it is my family that bought a small house in America, not me, not me, not me. Secondly, please note, do not confuse the issue; it is a small house. Can a small house be equated with a house? A white horse is not a horse; a small house is not a house. This is the tactic of Sima stirring the muck, a skill honed in the toilet.
No wonder Sima is sometimes human, sometimes a ghost. Sometimes he speaks sternly, scolding a certain live-streaming sales host, even shouting angrily in the live stream: "Tax evasion is a crime, and the law must make tax evaders pay the price." But now, regarding his own tax evasion, Sima Nan shifts the blame, saying, "I trusted the MCN company to pay the taxes," I did not do it intentionally; I was ignorant. Just a little tax evasion, can it be considered tax evasion? The matters of live streamers, can they be considered stealing?
Heavenly actions have their constants; they do not exist for Yao, nor do they perish for Jie. But from a historical perspective, Yao's existence is still inevitable, and Jie's demise is also inevitable.